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    Deconstructing dirty sex talk

    I’ve been in a committed, loving relationship for over two years now. And the sex is great. But the other day my girlfriend asked me to call her some very nasty names during sex [like “slut”]. I did, and now I feel awful about it. She says she likes it though. Should I feel bad?

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    A lot of this kind of talk basically amounts to the following:

    Q: You like sex? You are a person who likes the sex acts that we are currently engaged in?
    A: Yes! I am! I like sex!
    Q: You like sex! In fact, you are a person who likes sex as much as a prostitute likes sex!
    A: YES I LIKE SEXY SEX AS IF IT WERE MY PROFESSION!! TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT
    Q: YOU ENJOY THIS ACT YOU SEXY SEX PERSON etc.

    So, I wouldn’t assume that liking dirty words necessarily means that she only likes them because they’re “degrading,” or that she’s super into submission (although she might be). She might just like sexy sex sex.

    posted by lemuria at 5:43 PM on April 4, 2007 [289 favorites]

    An Ask Metafilter classic.

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      Why, yes. Yes I do.
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      “YOU ENJOY THIS ACT YOU SEXY SEX PERSON”. I love this.
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