i am but a moist robot programmed to sad and lol

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Oct 22 2009
blobert:

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THAR HE BLOWS!
(or: Chuck and the Humpback)

It’s like a scene from Koyaanisqatsi, where something majestic shares one with something that’s not.

blobert:

(via porco-voador)

THAR HE BLOWS!

(or: Chuck and the Humpback)

It’s like a scene from Koyaanisqatsi, where something majestic shares one with something that’s not.

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dielaughing:

And Tumblr.

dielaughing:

And Tumblr.

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Oct 15 2009
Clichés are powerful. But also true.

Clichés are powerful. But also true.

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Oct 14 2009
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Oct 08 2009
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The god-king of fruits is in season! Cracked me one open tonight.
Durians are diabolically mother effing delicious. Your blasphemous opinions, though they matter not, are welcome and tolerated. Have any?

The god-king of fruits is in season! Cracked me one open tonight.

Durians are diabolically mother effing delicious. Your blasphemous opinions, though they matter not, are welcome and tolerated. Have any?

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Oct 06 2009

I received two job offers today!

I’m taking the one that pays less but is more interesting, has more opportunity for growth, and closer to my house.

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Oct 04 2009
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Oct 02 2009
This has to be a real person. It has to.

This has to be a real person. It has to.

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Sep 30 2009
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Sep 14 2009
Look at those birds on those wires.Now imagine the birds are musical notes. What music would they make?Listen.

Look at those birds on those wires.
Now imagine the birds are musical notes. What music would they make?
Listen.

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everythinginthesky:

Jou: “Back when I was an over-stressed and under-slept college student, I used to fill my sketchbook with drawings of people shot full of arrows, whenever I was having a bad day.”

Confession: I fantasize of such things when I have a bad day, with a choice of swords, iron rods, shuriken, or glass shards. Never arrows though, it’s a bit Ally McBeal.

everythinginthesky:

Jou: “Back when I was an over-stressed and under-slept college student, I used to fill my sketchbook with drawings of people shot full of arrows, whenever I was having a bad day.”

Confession: I fantasize of such things when I have a bad day, with a choice of swords, iron rods, shuriken, or glass shards. Never arrows though, it’s a bit Ally McBeal.

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Sep 11 2009
It’s like everyone else has a bucket for dealing with people and I only got a cup. When my cup gets too full, then I shut down.
Clay Marzo, champ surfer with Asperger’s syndrome. On what he’d do if he couldn’t surf: “I don’t know. I guess then I would just want to surf.”
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Sep 10 2009
theduty:

you’ll hear her coming…
BELIEVE ME.

I should go try find one before I get just as old.

theduty:

you’ll hear her coming…

BELIEVE ME.

I should go try find one before I get just as old.

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adamisacson:

Here’s one for the “how other countries view us” file.

This is from the website of Semana, which is Colombia’s version of Time or Newsweek. The English subtitles are mine.

“Mr. Jones,” a puppet who speaks Spanish with an atrocious gringo accent, vents his indignation that the Colombian presidential intelligence service (DAS) has been wiretapping the telephone conversations of officials at the U.S. Embassy.

Oh yes, loving this Spanish-as-a-second-or-third-language speaking gringo puppet.

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